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Plot Summary:
Based on the classic novel by Jules Verne, Around the World in 80 Days (2003) stars Jackie Chan as Passepartout. As an adventurer, Passepartout ends up accompanying time-obsessed English gentleman, Phileas Fogg (played by Steve Coogan) on a daring mission to journey around the world. Fogg has wagered with members of his London club that he can traverse the world in 80 days. Along the way, they encounter many interesting 19th Century figures and have many exciting and suspenseful situations in their voyage around the world.

Genres:	Action \| Adventure \| Comedy \| Family \| Romance \|

Actors:	Jackie Chan \| Steve Coogan \| Robert Fyfe \| Jim Broadbent \| Ian McNeice \| David Ryall \| Roger Hammond \| Adam Godley \| Karen Mok \| Howard Cooper \| Daniel Hinchcliffe \| Wolfram Teufel \| Tom Strauss \| Kit West \| Ewen Bremner \|

Directors:	Frank Coraci \|

Certification:	South Korea:All \| Ireland:PG \| France:U \| Canada:PG \| Malaysia:U \| ... show all Complete list of certificates: hide South Korea:All \| Ireland:PG \| France:U \| Canada:PG \| Malaysia:U \| Argentina:Atp \| Australia:PG \| Brazil:10 \| Canada:PG \| Germany:6 \| Iceland:10 \| Netherlands:MG6 \| Norway:11 \| Philippines:G \| Portugal:M/12 \| Singapore:PG \| Spain:T \| Sweden:7 \| Switzerland:7 \| Switzerland:7 \| UK:PG \| USA:PG \| Finland:K-11 \|

Plot Summary:
This version of the classic novel set in 1872 focuses on Passepartout (Chan), a Chinese thief who steals a valuable jade Buddha and then seeks refuge in the traveling companionship of an eccentric London inventor and adventurer, Phileas Fogg (Coogan), who has taken on a bet with members of his gentlemens' club that he can make it around the world in a mere 80 days, using a variety of means of transportation, like boats, trains, balloons, elephants, etc. Along the way, Passepartout uses his amazing martial arts abilities to defend Fogg from the many dangers they face.. One major threat to their adventure is a detective that's following them. Why? Just as Fogg and Passeportout left London, a major bank was robbed, with Fogg suspected of using the "around the world" trip as an excuse to escape.. Their path from London and back includes stops in Paris, Turkey, India, China and USA...

Genres:	Action \| Adventure \| Comedy \| Romance \|

Actors:	John Cleese \| Arnold Schwarzenegger \| Kathy Bates \| Jackie Chan \| Steve Coogan \| Robert Fyfe \| Jim Broadbent \| Ian McNeice \| David Ryall \| Roger Hammond \| Adam Godley \| Karen Mok \| Howard Cooper \| Daniel Hinchcliffe \| Wolfram Teufel \| Tom Strauss \| Kit West \| Ewen Bremner \|

Directors:	Frank Coraci \|

Certification:	France:U \| Malaysia:U \| Canada:PG \| Ireland:PG \| Argentina:Atp \| ... show all Complete list of certificates: hide France:U \| Malaysia:U \| Canada:PG \| Ireland:PG \| Argentina:Atp \| Australia:PG \| Brazil:10 \| Canada:PG \| Germany:6 \| Iceland:10 \| Netherlands:MG6 \| Norway:11 \| Philippines:G \| Portugal:M/12 \| Singapore:PG \| Spain:T \| Sweden:7 \| Switzerland:7 \| Switzerland:7 \| UK:PG \| USA:PG \| Finland:K-11 \|

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Mackenzie Carpenter, a gorgeous 17-year-old girl who would kick your ass for saying so, thinks her biggest problem is dying of boredom in the bucolic wasteland of Orange County...that is until her classmates start dying of massive blood loss and Horny The Clown begins madly stalking her with cryptic messages hidden in 70's kitsch toys. It isn't until Mac discovers her unbelievable connection to Horny and his victims that she realizes, if she's gonna live to see 18, she must come face to face with the killer clown in the bloodiest week Blanca Carne, California has ever known.

Genres:	Comedy \| Horror \|

Actors:	Leighton Meester \| Nicholas D'Agosto \| Van De La Plante \| Larry Joe Campbell \| Lola Glaudini \| Paul Ganus \| Sita Young \| Morgan Spurlock \| Shedrack Anderson III \| Penn Badgley \| Cade Courtley \| Chad Cunningham \| Robert Curtis Brown \| Edward DeRuiter \| John Gilbert \|

Directors:	Brendan Cowles \|

Certification:	Australia:R \| USA:R \| Germany:16 \| ... show all Complete list of certificates: hide Australia:R \| USA:R \| Germany:16 \|

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Tony Scott torna alle atmosfere thriller e senza tregua delle sue opere precedenti con un film tutto giocato sulla critica alle possibili privazioni della libertà del cittadino comune da parte dello Stato. Robert Dean è un giovane e promettente avvocato, che si trova coinvolto in un assurdo gioco di spie, perché un vecchio amico di scuola gli infila fra i regali di Natale un dischetto contenente le immagini di un omicidio commesso da un dirigente ambizioso e senza scrupoli della National Security Agency (potente organismo governativo responsabile delle operazioni spionistiche più complesse). La vita del protagonista è sconvolta e continuamente in pericolo. Un ex agente della NSA, interverrà in aiuto del giovane. Dopo essere sfuggiti numerose volte alla morte, i due si salveranno in un finale pieno di suspense e...con un po' di furbizia! Grande cast e grande azione per un film solido e ben girato.

Genres:	Action \| Drama \| Thriller \|

Actors:	Will Smith \| Gene Hackman \| Jon Voight \| Lisa Bonet \| Regina King \| Stuart Wilson \| Laura Cayouette \| Loren Dean \| Barry Pepper \| Ian Hart \| Jake Busey \| Scott Caan \| Jason Lee \| Gabriel Byrne \| James LeGros \|

Directors:	Tony Scott \|

Certification:	Australia:M \| Canada:14A \| Finland:K-12 \| France:U \| Germany:12 \| ... show all Complete list of certificates: hide Australia:M \| Canada:14A \| Finland:K-12 \| France:U \| Germany:12 \| Hong Kong:IIB \| Italy:T \| Netherlands:16 \| Norway:15 \| Portugal:M/12 \| Singapore:NC-16 \| Spain:13 \| Sweden:11 \| Switzerland:12 \| Switzerland:12 \| UK:15 \| USA:R \|

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In Detroit, when the beloved citizen Evelyn Mercer is murdered in a store heist, her four dangerous stepsons come to her funeral. Bobby Mercer, Angel Mercer and Jack Mercer join the regenerated ex-union leader Jeremiah Mercer, and they decide to investigate the murder. They disclose that her execution was intentional, and resolve to find the criminals by themselves.

Genres:	Action \| Crime \| Drama \| Mystery \| Thriller \|

Actors:	Mark Wahlberg \| Tyrese Gibson \| André Benjamin \| Garrett Hedlund \| Terrence Howard \| Josh Charles \| Sofía Vergara \| Fionnula Flanagan \| Chiwetel Ejiofor \| Taraji P. Henson \| Barry Shabaka Henley \| Jernard Burks \| Kenneth Welsh \| Tony Nappo \| Shawn Singleton \|

Directors:	John Singleton \|

Certification:	Portugal:M/16 \| USA:R \| Canada:18A \| Sweden:15 \| Iceland:16 \| ... show all Complete list of certificates: hide Portugal:M/16 \| USA:R \| Canada:18A \| Sweden:15 \| Iceland:16 \| Belgium:KT \| Norway:15 \| Brazil:16 \| Germany:16 \| Switzerland:14 \| Switzerland:14 \| Argentina:13 \| UK:15 \| Finland:K-15 \| Australia:M \| Taiwan:R-12 \| Malaysia:18SG \| Ireland:15A \| Netherlands:12 \| Canada:14A \| Canada:13+ \| Singapore:NC-16 \|

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Eddie Hawkins, called Hudson Hawk has just been released from ten years of prison and is planning to spend the rest of his life honestly. But then the crazy Mayflower couple blackmail him to steal some of the works of Leonardo da Vinci. If he refuses, they threaten to kill his friend Tommy.

Genres:	Action \| Adventure \| Comedy \|

Actors:	Bruce Willis \| Danny Aiello \| Andie MacDowell \| James Coburn \| Richard E. Grant \| Sandra Bernhard \| Donald Burton \| Don Harvey \| David Caruso \| Andrew Bryniarski \| Lorraine Toussaint \| Burtt Harris \| Frank Stallone \| Carmine Zozzora \| Stefano Molinari \|

Directors:	Michael Lehmann \|

Certification:	Netherlands:12 \| Iceland:16 \| Iceland:14 \| Argentina:13 \| Australia:M \| ... show all Complete list of certificates: hide Netherlands:12 \| Iceland:16 \| Iceland:14 \| Argentina:13 \| Australia:M \| Finland:K-16 \| Germany:16 \| Singapore:NC-16 \| Sweden:15 \| UK:15 \| USA:R \| New Zealand:R \| Canada:AA \|

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A comedy that follows the misadventures of two friends from Brooklyn who are forced to deliver mob money to Australia. While taking pictures of a kangaroo, one of them places his red jacket on it. When the wild kangaroo bounces off, they realize the mob money is in the jacket and are forced to give chase through the Outback.

Genres:	Adventure \| Comedy \| Crime \|

Actors:	Jerry O'Connell \| Anthony Anderson \| Estella Warren \| Christopher Walken \| Marton Csokas \| Dyan Cannon \| Michael Shannon \| Bill Hunter \| David Ngoombujarra \| Mark Sellito \| Damien Fotiou \| Christopher Baker \| Ryan Gibson \| Denise Roberts \| Antonio Vitiello \|

Directors:	David McNally \|

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A down and out cynical detective teams up with a down and out ex-quarterback to try and solve a murder case involving a pro football team and a politician.

Genres:	Action \| Comedy \| Crime \| Drama \| Thriller \|

Actors:	Bruce Willis \| Damon Wayans \| Chelsea Field \| Noble Willingham \| Taylor Negron \| Danielle Harris \| Halle Berry \| Bruce McGill \| Badja Djola \| Kim Coates \| Chelcie Ross \| Joe Santos \| Clarence Felder \| Tony Longo \| Frank Collison \|

Directors:	Tony Scott \|

Certification:	Philippines:R-18 \| South Korea:18 \| Iceland:16 \| Finland:K-18 \| Finland:K-16 \| ... show all Complete list of certificates: hide Philippines:R-18 \| South Korea:18 \| Iceland:16 \| Finland:K-18 \| Finland:K-16 \| Germany:16 \| Australia:M \| Australia:R \| Canada:18+ \| Canada:18A \| Germany:18 \| New Zealand:R18 \| Norway:18 \| Singapore:M18 \| Spain:18 \| Sweden:15 \| UK:18 \| USA:R \|

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At New York's Central Park Zoo, a lion (Stiller), a zebra (Rock), a giraffe (Schwimmer), and a hippo (Smith) are best friends and stars of the show. But when one of the animals goes missing from their cage, the other three break free to look for him, only to find themselves reunited ... on a ship en route to Africa. When their vessel is hijacked, however, the friends, who have all been raised in captivity, learn first-hand what life can be like in the wild.

Genres:	Adventure \| Animation \| Comedy \| Family \|

Actors:	Ben Stiller \| Chris Rock \| David Schwimmer \| Jada Pinkett Smith \| Sacha Baron Cohen \| Cedric the Entertainer \| Andy Richter \| Tom McGrath \| Christopher Knights \| Chris Miller \| Conrad Vernon \| Eric Darnell \| David Cowgill \| Stephen Apostolina \| Elisa Gabrielli \|

Directors:	Eric Darnell \| Tom McGrath \|

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Plot Summary:
When a man dressed as a clown enters a bank and trys to rob it, no one takes him seriously at start. But as this New Yorker pulls this daring robbery with the help of his friends, it looks like leaving the bank with all the stolen money is the easy part! All they have to do now is make it out of the city and to the airport. They have plenty of time, but its not that easy as they seem to get out of one problem only to fall into another. Will they make before the cops catch up with them?

Genres:	Comedy \| Crime \|

Actors:	Bill Murray \| Dale Grand \| Bob Elliott \| Geena Davis \| Randy Quaid \| Kimberleigh Aarn \| Ron Ryan \| Brian McConnachie \| Jack Gilpin \| Jordan Cael \| Rhe DeVille \| Marya D. Dornya \| Barbara Flynn \| Elizabeth A. Griffin \| Connie Ivie \|

Directors:	Howard Franklin \| Bill Murray \|

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The crew of the Serenity is getting desperate. They have lain lower and lower to protect their doctor, Simon Tam (Sean Maher), and his telepathic traumatized little sister, River (Summer Glau), from the alliance, whom he rescued her from a year earlier. This has made getting jobs harder and now they are desperate. When they take River on a robbery during which Reavers (humans who have gone crazy and turned into cannibals) attack, Simon decides that its time to leave the crew of the Serenity for his and River's safety. She then mutters "Miranda" and goes berserk and nearly shoots Capt. Malcolm Reynolds (Nathan Fillion), until her brother says the safety word to put her to sleep. Reynolds decides to take them back on board for safety, only now an alliance operative (Chiwetel Ejiofor) is on their tracks and making Reynolds determined to find out what "Miranda" is and what the Alliance is hiding.

Genres:	Action \| Adventure \| Sci-Fi \| Thriller \|

Actors:	Nathan Fillion \| Gina Torres \| Alan Tudyk \| Morena Baccarin \| Adam Baldwin \| Jewel Staite \| Sean Maher \| Summer Glau \| Ron Glass \| Chiwetel Ejiofor \| David Krumholtz \| Michael Hitchcock \| Sarah Paulson \| Yan Feldman \| Rafael Feldman \|

Directors:	Joss Whedon \|

Certification:	Portugal:M/12 \| Switzerland:14 \|