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Jonathan Ecks (Antonio Banderas), an FBI agent, realizes that he must join with his lifelong enemy, Agent Sever (Lucy Liu), a rogue DIA agent with whom he is in mortal combat, in order to defeat a common enemy. That enemy has developed a "micro-device" that can be injected into victims in order to kill them at will.
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Antonio Banderas |
Lucy Liu |
Gregg Henry |
Ray Park |
Talisa Soto |
Miguel Sandoval |
Terry Chen |
Roger R. Cross |
Sandrine Holt |
Steve Bacic |
Aidan Drummond |
Eric Breker |
Tony Alcantar |
David Parker |
Josephine Jacob |
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Wych Kaosayananda |
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In the year 3000, man is no match for the Psychlo's, a greedy, manipulative race of aliens on a quest for ultimate profit. Led by the seductive and powerful Terl (Travolta), the Psychlo's are stripping Earth clean of its natural resources, using the broken remnants of humanity as slaves. What is left of the human race has descended into a near primitive state, believing the invaders to be demons and technology to be evil. After humanity has all but given up any hope of freeing themselves from alien oppression, a young man named Tyler (Pepper) decides to leave his desolate home high in the Rocky Mountains to discover the truth, whereupon he is captured and enslaved. It is then that he decides to fight back, leading his fellow man in one final struggle for freedom.
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John Travolta |
Barry Pepper |
Forest Whitaker |
Kim Coates |
Sabine Karsenti |
Michael Byrne |
Christian Tessier |
Sylvain Landry |
Richard Tyson |
Christopher Freeman |
John Topor |
Shaun Austin-Olsen |
Tim Post |
Earl Pastko |
Michel Perron |
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Roger Christian |
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In eighteenth century Romania, Rayne, a dhampir (half-human, half-vampire), prone to fits of blind blood rage but saddled with a compunction for humans, strives to avenge her mother's rape by her father, Kagan, King of Vampires. Two vampire hunters, Sebastian and Vladimir, from the Brimstone Society persuade her to join their cause.
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Fantasy |
Horror |
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Kristanna Loken |
Michael Madsen |
Matthew Davis |
Will Sanderson |
Geraldine Chaplin |
Udo Kier |
Meat Loaf |
Michael Paré |
Billy Zane |
Michelle Rodriguez |
Ben Kingsley |
Darren Shahlavi |
Esteban Cueto |
Madalina Constantin |
Daniela Nane |
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Uwe Boll |
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Catwoman is the story of shy, sensitive artist Patience Philips (Halle Berry), a woman who can't seem to stop apologizing for her own existence. She works as a graphic designer for Hedare Beauty, a mammoth cosmetics company on the verge of releasing a revolutionary anti-aging product. When Patience inadvertently happens upon a dark secret her employer is hiding, she finds herself in the middle of a corporate conspiracy. What happens next changes Patience forever. In a mystical twist of fate, she is transformed into a woman with the strength, speed, agility and ultra-keen senses of a cat. With her newfound prowess and feline intuition, Patience becomes Catwoman, a sleek and stealthy creature balancing on the thin line between good and bad. Like any wildcat, she's dangerous, elusive and untamed. Her adventures are complicated by a burgeoning relationship with Tom Lone (Benjamin Bratt), a cop who has fallen for Patience but cannot shake his fascination with the mysterious Catwoman, who appears to be responsible for a string of crime sprees plaguing the city.
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Crime |
Fantasy |
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Halle Berry |
Benjamin Bratt |
Sharon Stone |
Lambert Wilson |
Frances Conroy |
Alex Borstein |
Michael Massee |
Byron Mann |
Kim Smith |
Christopher Heyerdahl |
Peter Wingfield |
Berend McKenzie |
Chase Nelson-Murray |
Manny Petruzzelli |
Harley Reiner |
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Pitof |
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A naturally talented basketball player, Noah Cruise is determined to become a doctor using his basketball scholarship to UCLA pre-med, rather than succumb to the lure of former sports agent Vaughn and go for the NBA. His best friend, the buddy that took the fall for him and did the time for an assault charge, Tech, also an outstanding basketball player, has less lofty ambitions: he wants to get his GED and win an underground street ball game against his arrogant rival, Jewelz. Their lives change drastically when they both fall in love with two local girls, Vanessa Lilly and Eboni Jackson, and take fateful trip out to L.A. together.
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Drama |
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Tamer Werfali |
Gavin J. Behrman |
Michael Lamone Bivins |
Shelli Boone |
Wayne Brady |
Philip Champion |
Allan Cunningham |
Alecia Jai Fears |
Dana Gamarra |
Nicholas Harvell |
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William L. Johnson |
Wesley Jonathan |
Michael Kimbrew |
Anthony Mackie |
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Preston A. Whitmore II |
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Fred Claus, Santa's bitter older brother, is forced to move to the North Pole.
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Comedy |
Family |
Fantasy |
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Vince Vaughn |
Paul Giamatti |
John Michael Higgins |
Miranda Richardson |
Rachel Weisz |
Kathy Bates |
Trevor Peacock |
Ludacris |
Elizabeth Banks |
Christian Hansen |
Jeremy Swift |
Elizabeth Berrington |
Kevin Spacey |
Rio Hackford |
Liam James |
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David Dobkin |
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Tom Green plays Gord Brody, a slacker who dreams of becoming an animator for cartoon shows. He is forced to move back in with his parents, but then refuses to leave. Along the way, he sexually pleasures various farm animals, licks open flesh wounds, accuses his father of molesting his brother, goes scuba diving in a toilet, plays an organ with several sausages attached to it which are suspended in midair, and does a bunch of other stuff that is too insane, offensive, disgusting, or weird to be mentioned here.
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Tom Green |
Rip Torn |
Eddie Kaye Thomas |
Harland Williams |
Anthony Michael Hall |
Jackson Davies |
Connor Widdows |
John R. Taylor |
Bob Osborne |
George Gordon |
Ron Selmour |
David Neale |
Scott Heindl |
R. Nelson Brown |
Allan Gray |
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Gigli, a lowly and inept hitman, is assigned a job by the mob to kidnap a mentally retarded brother of a California district attorney. Gigli abducts the brother from his mental hospital and holds him hostage in his apartment. Ricki, a "lesbian assassin", is sent to oversee Gigli's job and make sure he doesn't screw it up. Comedic high jinks ensue as the two go on the lam and start to fall in love.
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Comedy |
Crime |
Romance |
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Ben Affleck |
Terry Camilleri |
David Backus |
Lenny Venito |
Robert Silver |
Luis Alberto Martínez |
Justin Bartha |
Jennifer Lopez |
Christopher Walken |
Todd Giebenhain |
Brian Sites |
Brian Casey |
Les Bradford |
David Bonfadini |
Dwight P. Ketchum |
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Martin Brest |
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This film is a prequel to all of the The House of the Dead video games. Set on an island off the coast, a techno rave party attracts a diverse group of college coeds and a Coast Guard officer. Soon, they discover that their X-laced escapades are to be interrupted by zombies and monsters that attack them on the ground, from the air, and in the sea, ruled by an evil entity in the House of the Dead...
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Action |
Horror |
Mystery |
Thriller |
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Jonathan Cherry |
Tyron Leitso |
Clint Howard |
Ona Grauer |
Ellie Cornell |
Will Sanderson |
Enuka Okuma |
Kira Clavell |
Sonya Salomaa |
Michael Eklund |
David Palffy |
Jürgen Prochnow |
Steve Byers |
Erica Durance |
Birgit Stein |
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Uwe Boll |
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Aubrey Fleming is a regular high school student with friends and family. One night, she unexpectedly disappears. Two weeks later she is found unconscious in the middle of the woods. When spoken to, her loved ones realize she has forgotten her identity and the personality living in her body is Dakota Moss, a character that Aubrey created in one of her stories for an English assignment. Dakota denies ever being Aubrey knowing that they look identical. Now, Dakota must try to unravel the mystery of how her and Aubrey co-exist and find out who abducted Aubrey that night.
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Crime |
Drama |
Thriller |
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Lindsay Lohan |
Julia Ormond |
Neal McDonough |
Brian Geraghty |
Garcelle Beauvais |
Spencer Garrett |
Gregory Itzin |
Bonnie Aarons |
Kenya Moore |
Thomas Tofel |
Rodney Rowland |
David Figlioli |
Amy Fuehrer |
Michael Adler |
Art Bell |
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Chris Sivertson |
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Steve Zissou, sea-film auteur a la Jacques Cousteau, has reason to be melancholy: his partner has been eaten, perhaps by a mythic jaguar shark, his wife may be taking up with her ex-husband, a young man appears claiming Steve is his father (Steve hates fathers), his most recent films have tanked, he's having trouble raising money for his venture to revenge his partner, and he's attracted to a pregnant reporter who prefers the pretender. At sea, in pursuit of the shark, will he escape pirates and mutiny, forge the bonds of fatherhood, place his arm around his wife, find the monster of the deep, re-establish box office hegemony, and discover a reason to smile?
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Adventure |
Comedy |
Drama |
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Bill Murray |
Owen Wilson |
Cate Blanchett |
Anjelica Huston |
Willem Dafoe |
Jeff Goldblum |
Michael Gambon |
Noah Taylor |
Bud Cort |
Seu Jorge |
Robyn Cohen |
Waris Ahluwalia |
Niels Koizumi |
Pawel Wdowczak |
Matthew Gray Gubler |
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Wes Anderson |
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